Quotes by Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.