Quotes by Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.


Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.


I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.


I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.


On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.


The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.


There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.