Quotes by Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.