Quotes in humor
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Export anything to a friendly country except American management.
Any sufficiently inept bureaucracy is indistinguishable from an organization intent on punishing those that rely on them.
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
our system of make-and-inspect, which if applied to making toast would be expressed: “You burn, I’ll scrape.”
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.