Quotes in humor

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

More quotes by   Will Rogers view quote details

Export anything to a friendly country except American management.


Any sufficiently inept bureaucracy is indistinguishable from an organization intent on punishing those that rely on them.

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our system of make-and-inspect, which if applied to making toast would be expressed: “You burn, I’ll scrape.”


People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.