Quotes by Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.


Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.


There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.


The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.


The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.


A fool and his money are soon elected.


A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.


A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.


Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.


Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.