Quotes by Will Rogers

There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.


The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.


The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.


A fool and his money are soon elected.


A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.


Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.


Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.


Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.