Quotes by Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.


I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.


I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.


I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!


Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.


It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.


It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.


Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.


Never let yesterday use up too much of today.


Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.