Quotes by Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.


Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.


If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.


Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.