Quotes by Will Rogers

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.