Quotes by Will Rogers

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.