Quotes in humor
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
What's the collective noun for a group of statisticians?
Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
Management by results -- like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror.