Quotes in humor

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.


Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.


What's the collective noun for a group of statisticians?

"A quarrel"

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Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.

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To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

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Management by results -- like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror.


In God we trust, all others must bring data.