Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.