Quotes by Gary Larson

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.