Quotes by George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.


I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.


I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.


I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.


I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.


If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.