Quotes by Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
We're all in this alone.