Quotes by Matt Groening

Don't have a cow, man.


Eat my shorts!


Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.


I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.


I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.


Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.


If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.


A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.


Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.


Me fail english? Thats unpossible.