Quotes by Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.