Quotes by Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.