Quotes in Computers

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

640K ought to be enough for anybody.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.

A computer shall not harm your work or, through inaction, allow your work to come to harm.