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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.


I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.


There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.

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