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They show that roughly two-thirds of a group of neurotic patients will recover or improve to a marked extent within about two years of the onset of their illness, whether they are treated by means of psychotherapy or not.

Don't advertise to Boomers as though they're seniors. Talk to them about their interests but not their age.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

Nobody was ever meant, To remember or invent, What he did with every cent.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.

There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.