Quotes by Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.