Quotes in humor

Since all models are wrong the scientist must be alert to what is importantly wrong. It is inappropriate to be concerned about mice when there are tigers abroad.

Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

In God we trust, all others must bring data.

If I were to command a general to turn into a seagull, and if the general did not obey, that would not be the general's fault. It would be mine.

There is a difference between having a vision and suffering from a hallucination.