Quotes in humor

Since all models are wrong the scientist must be alert to what is importantly wrong. It is inappropriate to be concerned about mice when there are tigers abroad.

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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.

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