Quotes in humor
Since all models are wrong the scientist must be alert to what is importantly wrong. It is inappropriate to be concerned about mice when there are tigers abroad.
Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
If I were to command a general to turn into a seagull, and if the general did not obey, that would not be the general's fault. It would be mine.
There is a difference between having a vision and suffering from a hallucination.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.