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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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Mark Twain
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Any sufficiently inept bureaucracy is indistinguishable from an organization intent on punishing those that rely on them.
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John Hunter
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To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
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Aldous Huxley
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Management by results -- like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror.
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W. Edwards Deming
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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Will Rogers
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Export anything to a friendly country except American management.
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W. Edwards Deming
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our system of make-and-inspect, which if applied to making toast would be expressed: “You burn, I’ll scrape.”
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W. Edwards Deming
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Bill Watterson
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