Quotes in humor
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
What's the collective noun for a group of statisticians?
"A quarrel"
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.