Quotes in humor
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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Matt Groening
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I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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Matt Groening
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All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Matt Groening
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A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Edward De Bono
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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George Carlin
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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
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Al Capone
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